SCHOOL IS IN FOUR DAYS!
Ya. Scarey. I know.
So, hopefully I'll have locker 55, and this guy in a grade below me will stop hating me, my teachers will like me, Algebra won't be hard, the kids in my class won't freak me out, and that stuff.
I HAVE A STALKER!!!
Or, had. I went to my church campout, right? Super fun, but awkward at some points (you can read about THAT here). Anyway, I went to the playground with H, K, and M (H is a girl, K and M are guys). K brought his baby sister. This nine year old kid jumps in front of me (litterally, JUMPS) and looks at me with his freckles and flaming red hair and says, "Guess what? I'm going to follow you!"
I have never seen this kid before.
Then, seeing my look of, um, TERROR, he said "Well I just love babies" (I was holding K's sister)
And follow me he did. Pretending to keep his attention on the baby.
I handed the baby to H, and he stayed away from me. And the baby. Once I got the baby back, I had my stalker again.
So, K is kinda scaring him. And this nine year old kid runs up to me and yells "Your 20 year old brother is scaring me! And he's being a terrible parent!"
My 20 year old brother?
First, K is 13. Secondly, we are not related. Thirdly, PARENT?!
Nine year old stalker thought K's little sister was his little daughter.
Then nine year old stalker says "How old are you?
His eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ONLY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!"
This kid is scaring me by now.
I mouthed to K, H, and M, Help me!
Soon my stalker had to leave.
Now, you might ask, why is that making you nervous now?
Well, I always feel like someone is staring at me now.
It's scaring me!