10 things that are fun to do with best friends.

1. Yell at people in British accents as they skateboard down the street.
2. Form an inside joke that makes no sense but gets you laughing like there's no tomorrow.
3. Talk about things that annoy you.
4. Freak your BGF out by finding his spare key and breaking into his house when there's no one else home... MWAHAHAHA!
5. Stuff random and freaky notes in other peoples lockers... such as "I've been watching you," "I know where you live," "I can see you... right now," or "hey :)"
6. Bring your favorite teacher a Vanilla Latte from Starbucks.
7. Turn on a camera, play an annoying and stupid song, dance, and make a stupid music video that makes you look like idiots.
8. Talk about how gross and creepy that one guy is and how he follows you... everywhere.
9. Video chat, and take pictures of the computer screen and hope you catch the other one mid-sentence or making a funny face.
10. Talk for 45 minutes on the phone... when you're supposed to be folding laundry...

**I did all of these things in the past four days... I suggest you try them... it's fun :)**

school stories.

Ya, I blog about school too much, I know.

But I have funny/awesome/crazy/amazing stories to tell you!!!


On Monday...

This was before I knew anybody.
A: how old are you?
Me: 12
J: A, are you checking out Grace?


On Tuesday...
J (different than the one above): Hey, Mr. S, since you're a police officer, can you buy a taser?
Mr. S: Yes, I can.
J: Will you buy me one?
Mr. S: No. That would not be responsible of me.
Me: Will you buy me one?
Mr. S: Sure!
J: Oh so you'll buy one for a girl but not me?
Mr. S: Correct.


On Friday...
We got into groups of three in English. I was in a group with S and C. A (same A in the story on Monday) was in a group next to me.
I forgot what A was doing, but S said "A, stop hitting on Grace and let us work!"


So... school has been awkward. But funny.

During lunch, people get out their guitars and start singing. It's really cool. Think of Hollywood Arts from Victorious... outside, lots of music, awesome funny people... it's a lot like that.

And I love it!

What school do you go to? What do you like about it?

what is making me nervous.

SCHOOL IS IN FOUR DAYS!

Ya. Scarey. I know.

So, hopefully I'll have locker 55, and this guy in a grade below me will stop hating me, my teachers will like me, Algebra won't be hard, the kids in my class won't freak me out, and that stuff.


I HAVE A STALKER!!!

Or, had. I went to my church campout, right? Super fun, but awkward at some points (you can read about THAT here). Anyway, I went to the playground with H, K, and M (H is a girl, K and M are guys). K brought his baby sister. This nine year old kid jumps in front of me (litterally, JUMPS) and looks at me with his freckles and flaming red hair and says, "Guess what? I'm going to follow you!"

I have never seen this kid before.

Then, seeing my look of, um, TERROR, he said "Well I just love babies" (I was holding K's sister)

And follow me he did. Pretending to keep his attention on the baby.

I handed the baby to H, and he stayed away from me. And the baby. Once I got the baby back, I had my stalker again.

So, K is kinda scaring him. And this nine year old kid runs up to me and yells "Your 20 year old brother is scaring me! And he's being a terrible parent!"

My 20 year old brother?

First, K is 13. Secondly, we are not related. Thirdly, PARENT?!

Nine year old stalker thought K's little sister was his little daughter.

Creeeeeepy.

Then nine year old stalker says "How old are you?

Me: "12."

His eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ONLY THREE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!"

This kid is scaring me by now.

I mouthed to K, H, and M, Help me!

Soon my stalker had to leave.

Phew.

Now, you might ask, why is that making you nervous now?

Well, I always feel like someone is staring at me now.

It's scaring me!

Bye!
~Grace~

its always awkward when.

your little sisters friend catches you singing and playing the guitar. horribly.

your bff finds out you watch the stupidest show ever.

your guy friend beats you at just dance 3.

you other guy friend that you have known for years tells you that he likes you.

you call the wrong person on the phone.

when trying to sound smart, you pronounce the french word "oui" as "oy".

you have to ask the study hall teacher what study hall is.