Tuesday, February 21, 2012

mud mud and more mud.

So, I forgot to tell you about the AMAZING yet GROSS yet AWESOME thing that happened to me!

See, it was my BFF's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZY! I just realized I know two Lizzys...), and she lives out in the country, and I spent the weekend with her for her birthday. It felt like camp... her dad is even a pastor. What was different from camp was that I witnessed a two year old boy drinking coffee. It was an amazing caramel frappuccino from Starbucks. Anyway, on the morning of her 14th birthday, her Uncle took us through the mud all over her property on his four-wheeler. It was muddy. Very muddy.

So... we are driving (and, almost dying. Just kidding) and the one time I don't duck is when we go through a HUGE PILE OF MUD.

Surprisingly, it didn't taste that bad.

I told Lizzy that.

She said, "Uhh... Grace... that ain't mud."

Did I mention she has cattle?


How stupid could I get??? "Look a cow! Look, mud!"

And I go to school with a guy who she has known for a long time, so he found out, and I haven't heard the end of it.

It was quite the experience.

But it was super fun. Lizzy tells me that mud is "nature's makeup."

So when I saw her mom's conditioner bottle that said Nature's Conditioner... I got SUPER mad at whatever company makes that brand.

I yelled at that bottle and said, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NATURE'S CONDITIONER IS!!!"
It just looked at me and didn't say a word.


By the way... there is a giveaway @ lil' miss imperfect...


godsgirlz1 said...

Wow!Funny and Gross. I think I probably would have freaked out and then died. ;)


{Grace} said...

I almost died... LOL!!! Just kidding:)

Kati said...

Oh wow! That was quite the...experience. My, my, my!

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Emma Margaret said...

GROSE! I am sorry :( How were you riding and did not duck and got in the... um you know. Was it hanging over your head? LOL I am just kidding but!

Amanda said...

Haha! You're really funny!! :) Wow, that woulda been gross, but something I would do totally!

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Ireland said...

Oh how funny and oh how GROSS!!! I would have freaked out and died! Gives me the shivers and also makes me laugh!